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Captain Lavender Sage

Retro. Ridiculous. Resplendent.

The galaxy’s only sock-hop commander is here to save the stars (and the punch bowl). A serialized sci-fi pulp adventure dripping with jukebox sabotage, chrome-clad villains, and zero-gravity boogie.

📖 Read the First Episode

Meet the crew. Crash the dance. Stop the Moonstone meltdown.

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🪐 About the Series

Captain Lavender Sage and the Galactic Sock Hop Caper is a retrofuturistic sci-fi serial where Googie architecture meets space noir, and every episode crackles with cosmic sass. Think The Jetsons meet Grease—with sabotage, chrome-plated villains, and a dance-off to save the colony.

🛰️ Meet the Crew

Captain Lavender Sage – Stylish, strategic, and unfazed by disco death traps
Bobby “Sparky” Maxwell – Engineer and conspiracy hobbyist with a heart of gold
Gertie “Gossip” O’Malley – Rhyming comms queen, keeper of secrets
Tilly “Starchart” Rodriguez – Social navigator and zero-g dance expert
Dewey “Stovepipe” Dobson – Culinary genius and unintentional philosopher

💌 Join the Lavender Posse

Get mystery clues, bonus chapters, and space-age gossip straight from the bridge.